I cost $3317 a night.[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blond - $50
[x] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other (Brownish-Red) - $75
Subtotal: $15
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Subtotal: $65
Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85
[x] Under 5'4" - $27
Subtotal: $92
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Subtotal: $192
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Subtotal: $442
Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Subtotal: $1042
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Subtotal: $1442
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Subtotal: $1942
Favorite Colors:
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $30
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Subtotal: $2567
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750
Final Total: $3317
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My thingee?
"Life, its an verticle climb up a mountain with a large weighted bag always pulling you down. But if you manage to get to the top, the veiw is fantastic." - Chris Halberg
If you've been poked it shows that you are either a very good friend or a very good artist. If you have been poked then you must poke at least five people on DA that you view as a great friend or a great artist as well as the one who poked you. Happy Poking!
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Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars
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